I Wish I Were A....

[wings]

If being a pilot doesn't work out I'll probably stay doing what I came in the Air Force doing, fixing the sh1t you pilots keep breaking.

[jazzdude]

lumberjack.

[Guest elroy]

Did anyone say Nav yet?

Put me down for Nav...

[Coasta]

Shut up Nav!

[Guest SlowN'Low]

Design engineer, ATC controller, or Mechanic....

Edit: oscar meyer wiener, astronaut, baseops.net moderator (since nobody said those yet)

[ 20. December 2006, 17:07: Message edited by: SlowN'Low ]

[Guest futurpilot]

A hippie roaming the streets playing blues with my guitar

[Guest jad1900]

I'd still be a pilot. Except I would be a raving, degenerate, homosexual CAP pilot. Nutjobs in Tennessee beware.

[HerkDerka]

Motivational speaker.

HD

[Guest josephperez826]

MILF chaser?

[Guest Absolutlyfly]

I'd be a dinosaur. Then I would eat Coasta because he is a nav hater.

But in all reality I would be rich.

[Guest josephperez826]

Welfare. Be getting my coupons, food stamps, anyone?

[Guest rotorhead]

That's Easy.

I'd be a Dragonfly.

You HOVER and get it simultaneously.

[skibum]

ski bum

[Guest acmaster]

Originally posted by Fury220:

OB/GYN

Nah...not really, but someone had to say it.

Being an OB/GYN is like being a pizza man...they both get to smell the box, but can't eat it.

[mmkk111]

I would have kept racing motocross & supercross and gotten my pro-license.

[Guest Aces-High]

A high stakes criminal.

[PapaJu]

James Bond.

[Guest Wxpunk]

President.

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Wxpunk

[LRU-6.9]

head coach at an all girls college

[Guest slim]

Pixie dust spreader on a tilt-a-wirl

[Guest josephperez826]

Jedi Knight

[KennyB]

Originally posted by scoobs:

Scoobydoo.

Dude, you're already a cartoon. Pick another one.

[ACCBoomer]

Boom Operator

[Guest Dactyl]

Quality control at a brewery

[Guest miznitch]

Missileer.... admit it- all you pilots secretly want to be missileers anyways!