Bergman Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 It turns out that our PA shop can forward voicemails to their email. The following phone call is an actual complaint received - you could't write something this good if you tried. I KNOW I am going to regret posting this. Enjoy! Best phone complaint ever
nrodgsxr Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 I'd like for him to say that when he's not hiding behind a phone.
Ram Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 oh god, that is GOLD...I'm taking that to work. I almost choked on my beer.
Flare Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 Wow. How does buzzing his house in a CAP 172 = you are a closet dweller? How about some contact info for him?!?!? :D
Guest Dactyl Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 At least at the end he apologizes for stepping on the homosexual toes over at 'air command'
flyerpapa Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 As a native East Tennessean, I can sure-the-hell tell you this guy ain't from Tennessee! Likely he is from Las Vegas or North Dakota; maybe Seattle.
Toasty Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 Civil Air Patrol: A Renegade Band of Degenerate Homosexuals.
Guest stusakss Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 Wow, and I was going to do some flying for them when I get back to the states...I don't think I live up to their standards now! That is just classic. Sad thing is, that guy is allowed to vote.
Cooter Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 I'm gonna say that Barney Fife's elevator may not go all the way to the top. That's some "ULTRA" right wing wierdo for sure. Only in America. Cooter
skibum Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 Wait...so you guys are saying he's wrong? KC-135 pilots aren't all homosexuals?
Scooter14 Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think general Ripper found out about your prevertion, and you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts. Wait...so you guys are saying he's wrong? KC-135 pilots aren't all homosexuals? Skibum, Sorry to disappoint you. Guess you are going to have to go elsewhere to find some man love.
Skitzo Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 Hilarious, I almost destroyed my laptop, made the mistake of taking a sip of coffee while listening. Wish I could access it at work, so I could forward it off to some KC-135 guys I know.
Guest F15AvionicsTech Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 What the!?!?! CAP is automatically gay!?! This is absolutely asinine!
Murph Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 I love this guy! Someone get this man a beer.
Guest ggeeter23 Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 "...sorry if that steps on some homosexual's toes..." LMAO :D :D :D Priceless.
Guest Hydro130 Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 It sounds like this is one of those travelin' & harrassin' Reverend Phelps Kool-Aid drinkers based on a coupla his remarks. I'll forward the audio link to the local Patriot Guard chapter here in MN; they should get a kick out of it. I'm surprised he didn't have anything to say about those fairy-dust "chemtrails" we've been spraying over his house too. Sheesh, some people's kids.... Cheers, Hydro EDIT: BTW, Scoot.... Well-played Dr Strangelove tie-in. Nice! [ 13. December 2006, 11:45: Message edited by: Hydro130 ]
Rocker Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 "a renegate degenerate band of homosexuals" WTF?? He's obviously never lived near a Navy base. "They all fit the bill - they're all feminine, small, teasy, caddy little men..." At a 135 unit? Never! I keed!! I keed!!
SUX Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 Bergman, Sounds like you found the perfect unit to transfer too, you are probably fitting right in.
Scooter14 Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 Originally posted by pcgoeken: ... you are probably fitting right in. ...so to speak
Techsan Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 Dude is a total homo-phobe. Sounds like he is covering up his true feelings.
Guest TheBurt Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 I knew it!!! I too, have met some of those degenerate efeminate men of the TANG, I always suspected something was up, butt now I know that they ARE a bunch of degenerate homo's........ please leave this poor man alone and quit buzzing and teasing him in your degenerate homo machine..... the KC-135! and for gosh sake quit looking in his window and go find your own man or whatever it is you homo TANG men do.
jcollins Posted December 13, 2006 Posted December 13, 2006 Dude...I think this guy is on to something, I found McGhee Tyson to be pretty gay too...just kidding staff!!
HerkDerka Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 He certainly seems to have a mild fixation on degenerative homosexuality. I do however wish that he was stop hiding his emotions and tell us how he really feels. Priceless. This clip will make it Air Force Wide in 5...4...3... Best...Noise Complaint...Ever! HD
Guest Robes Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 I wish the site was not blocked at work and I could figure out how to download the audio!
herkbum Posted December 14, 2006 Posted December 14, 2006 Give me coordinates for this guys' house and we'll make sure he has something to complain about.
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