Riddller Posted December 6, 2004 Posted December 6, 2004 Hey guys, I heard that it's good to have some jodies to sing at FTU. Anybody have any? Here's one I like: My girl's a vegtable, She lives in a hospital. Refrain: I'd do most anything, To keep that girl alive, yeah! She's got her own T.V., They call it an EKG! Refrain She's got no arms or legs, All she's got are wooden pegs! Refrain One day I'll play a joke, Pull the plug and watch her choke! Refrain Post what you have, this should be fun!!
Gravedigger Posted December 6, 2004 Posted December 6, 2004 I like this one. Being from Georgia and all. Farmer's Jody (very fast) I got a pig, he's so clean, he sleep in my washin machine I just whittle out in my barn, while the cadre run my farm. I got a truck, nice and black, drives just like a cadillac, I just whittle out in my barn, while the cadre run my farm. I got a steel, ten feet tall, keep it filled with alkeehol, I just whittle... I got a girl, she's 13, what does statutory mean? I just whittle... I got land, call it a ranch, my family tree has just one brach, I just whittle... I know a girl ,lives on a hill, she won't do it but her sister will, I just whittle... BTW-you can find every jodie ever written here.
Guest Dactyl Posted December 7, 2004 Posted December 7, 2004 From a friend of mine from high school now a Marine deployed to Iraq.. This is obviously just for amusement, never use this in ROTC. I met a lady at a bar, Thought I'd f*ck her in my car; Found out later, got an STD, Why the hell did it happen to me? CC: Gonorrhea! Flight: Gonorrhea CC: Syphilis! Flight: Syphilis CC: Chlamydia! Flight: Chlamydia You gave me some.. STD! Bad for you! Burns for me!
Guest Swigs Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 That jodie got immortalized in that one military movie, with the guy from “mail call”, full metal jacket.
HerkDerka Posted December 8, 2004 Posted December 8, 2004 "That One Guy" ARE YOU KIDDING ME NUMB NUTS?!!? GySgt R. Lee Ermey is the name, pain is the game. Ok here's one for you pups: Big Bad John was a hell of a man Jumped out the window with his d--k in his hand Lined 100 women up against the wall Bet me $5 he could f--k them all He f--ked 98 till his balls turned blue Then backed off j--ked off and f--ked the other two. HD [ 07. December 2004, 23:50: Message edited by: HercDriver24 ]
Guest gonads Posted December 13, 2004 Posted December 13, 2004 C-130 Running Jodie C-130 rollin down the strip ____ flight is gonna take a little trip mission top secret, destination unknown don't even know if i'm ever comin home stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door i jump right out and yell air force! If my chute don't open wide, I got a reserve by my side if that one should fail me too look out below, cuz im coming through If I should die in the ole drop zone box me up and ship me home pin my medals on my chest just a ____ flght trooper, doin his best
Guest gonads Posted December 13, 2004 Posted December 13, 2004 There was one about a guy dying in a puddle of blood with the choppers overhead that was somber but really good. i can't remember the name of it, but if someone could post it, it would be great.
Guest gonads Posted December 13, 2004 Posted December 13, 2004 There was a girl, who wore a yellow ribbon, she wore it in the springtime, in the mary month of may and if you asked her why the hell she wore it she wore it for Ca-det who was far far away far away far awaaaa-hay she wore it for her ca-det who was far far away There was a girl, who carried a magnum, she had it in the springtime, in the mary month of may and if you asked her why the hell she had it she'd draw a beed upon your ass and blow shit away far away far awaaaa-hay she'd draw a beed upon your ass and blow shit away There was a girl, who drove a M-1 Abrams, she drove it in the springtime, in the mary month of may and if you asked her why the hell she drove it she'd pull you up on GPS and blow shit away far away far awaaaa-hay she'd pull you up on GPS and blow shit away (ok, what makes this go on is that you go ahead and make versus about classmates like this one about a bald classmate and the next one about a fat one) There was a girl, who had a can of rogane, she had it in the springtime, in the mary month of may and if you asked her why the hell she had it she had it for her ________ who was far far away far away far awaaaa-hay she had it for her ________ who was far far away There was a girl, who had a can of slim fast, she had it in the springtime, in the mary month of may and if you asked her why the hell she had it she had it for her ________ who was far far away far away far awaaaa-hay she had it for her ________ who was far far away etc, etc.
Guest driftsight Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 Here's one I got into trouble for at FT. My FTO was a real jerk believe it or not. It was funny too, by chance the Navy part came just as we were passing some enlisted navy folk. What a laugh that was... Heeey Coast Guard... What are you doing? Get off your boats and follow me. I am the Air Force can't you see Heeey Army... Where are you going? Get of your tanks and follow me. I am the Air Force can't you see. Heeey Navy... What are you doing? Get off your ships and follow me. I am the Air Force can't you see. Heeey Marine Corps... Where are you going? Get out the mud and follow me. We are the Air Force can't you see. Sounds good in beat and rhythm.
sky_king Posted January 10, 2005 Posted January 10, 2005 Originally posted by Riddller: Hey guys, I heard that it's good to have some jodies to sing at FTU. Anybody have any? Here's one I like: My girl's a vegtable, She lives in a hospital. To add to that. My girl ain't got no nose, Just a piece of rubber hose. My girl ain't got no hair, Just patches here and there. My girl ain't got no skin, Just a bag to keep her in. My girl ain't got no heart, Just play-doh from Walmart. My girl means a lot to me, A million dollar policy. I wouldn't do anything, To keep her alive
Guest Thunderbolt10a Posted September 8, 2005 Posted September 8, 2005 A-10 A-10 Flyin high, Drop some napalm from the sky, a-10 a 10 flying low, drop some napalm down below, Napalm it sticks to kids, women and invalids. Up jumped the PJ from the coconut grove, Hes a bad mama Jama you can tell by his cloths, Rip stop Cami's Maroon Beret, this little PJ didnt come to play, Line a hunderd seals up against a wall I'd bet a million dollars he could whoop them all, beat 98 till his fist turn blue took off his beret and whooped the other 2, Cause hes Hardcore, Motiveated, Dedicate, Hydrated... Up in the morning at the break of day, I dont like it, no way Ate my breakfast, to soon, hungary as hell, before noon.
163 FS Posted September 9, 2005 Posted September 9, 2005 Chorus: On your left, right, left right, left right Kill. On your left, right, left right kill, kill, kill. I went to the college Where all the hippies learn. I called in some Napalm and they began to burn. Chorus I went to the playground where all the kiddies play. I laid down my 60 and I began to spray. Chorus I went to the airport where all the people fly I pulled out my pistol and they began to die. Chorus I went to the mall Where all the people shop. I pulled out a machete and I began to chop. Chorus There are a few other versus that I can't remember (its been a while since my Army days). But you can pretty much make up any location and weapon and make it ryhme.
FalconXtreme Posted September 13, 2005 Posted September 13, 2005 awww that joodie site doesn't seem to work anymore. anyone know of a new one?
Guest pblarson7 Posted September 23, 2005 Posted September 23, 2005 If you can find someone you know that knows "Air Force Cadence" its a really cool jodie but its hard to explain. Another good one is I wanna be an Air Force Pilot I wanna fly that F-16 I wanna fly with the canopy open Just to hear Al-Queda scream I wanna be a navigator I wanna back seat to the show I wanna fly with a map and compass Tell that pilot where to go I wanna be a missileer I wanna live in a deep dark hole I wanna push the big red button Nuke those commies til they glow You'll have to add "left, left, lefty right left" before and after each stanza to make it longer. I'm sure there are other stanza's out there for other jobs also, but thats all i got. [ 23. September 2005, 16:15: Message edited by: c17wannabe ]
HerkDerka Posted September 23, 2005 Posted September 23, 2005 No freaking way. I'm locking this thread the next time it gets revived.....oops. HD
sky_king Posted September 25, 2005 Posted September 25, 2005 The Army is a fighting corps, Fightings what they're training for. The Navy is a sailing corps, Sailings what they're training for. The Marines are a killing corps, Killings what they're training for. The Air Force is a flying corps, So what the hell we running for?
Guest jrossmanjr35 Posted September 27, 2005 Posted September 27, 2005 -- The Baby Seal Jodie -- Way up north where the air is cold people up there aint got no gold so this is how they make their livin' killin' the baby seals Roast em toast em ro-to-till em kick'em in the eye and make them squeal this is how they make their livin' killin' the baby seals One day while i was out walkin saw a baby lying there walked right up and kicked its face in left the body but took its hair this is how they make their livin' killin' the baby seals Roast em toast em ro-to-till em kick'em in the eye and make them squeal this is how they make their livin' killin' the baby seals
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