The Jill Metzger thread

[Guest Rainman A-10]

She looks better with her new Rock Star Supernova raven black hairdo and bandana.

I am alsp noticing that even though she's wearing earplugs SHE IS NOT WEARING HER REFLECTIVE BELT!

I bet her hubby is really fired up about the fact that Mom and Dad won't let him get within 10 feet of his WIFE. I also bet he's not gettin' any post deployment super freak porn star action tonight.

I'm feeling bad for the guy.

[Guest THE10MAN]

I'm thinking that New Hubby has no friggin' clue what he's gotten himself into with this one. Holy Cow.

[HerkDerka]

Originally posted by Rainman A-10:

I also bet he's not gettin' any post deployment super freak porn star action tonight.

I wouldn't exactly call that a loss.

He'll have to wait a few more days to passionately stroke those *****in' mutton chops she's got going on.

HD

[Guest nunya]

Can we start rumors yet? Consider this my entry into the pool.

I heard she went AWOL, but because she never went through Fairchild, she had no clue how to survive outside the fence. She realized she couldn't just waltz back in to Manas after 4 days without getting with an Article 15 or worse, so she dyed her hair, beat herself with another ugly stick, made up a pitiful story about a paper bomb and knocked on the door of the next house she came across. Sounds a lot more plausible than the line she's giving everyone.

[Smokin]

Dude, what are you guys talking about with the PT's? Obviously if she's still gunna run that marathon she had to train on the flight back to the US!

Is it just me or is it strange that her hair is still dyed? You'd think the reintegration process would have taken care of that.

[Guest ELan]

It all makes sense now. I'm guessing that her commander put a note in her back pocket that said she didn't have the regulation PT T-shirt, so she should go out on the town and get a counterfit one so that she would be within regs.

[HerkDerka]

I wouldn't be surprised at all if she went AWOL. The whole story smacks of it.

HD

[Guest copenhagen]

Wow - maybe it is just me... but if some of my buddies grabbed her as a bride for me - I would want to toss that fish back in the pond and tell the bros to go try again.

My 2 cents... she really got rolled up and that the folks that grabbed her weren't up to the task of dealing with a marathon runner chick/guy? Maybe these are the terrorists with the driver's ed signs on the top of their cars.

Still - sucks to be her... Who would want the damn scrutiny? Even from a bunch of punks on an internet message board? Ha!

[Clayton Bigsby]

Dude if she got rolled up it was willingly - she made 2 phone calls, left the mall of her own volition, and walked on her own feet to some house somewhere. Then how do you explain the hair dye on her hands??? Yeah...

This whole story is f***ed. And now a whole base at a relatively peaceful location, one where you could actually get out and go experience the local culture instead of waiting in line to get an hour on an x-box, is on lockdown because of her tomfooleries and shenanigans, and the local gov't and police force think we're all wierdos. Great.

Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like? You know, with the finger foods and all the goofy shit on the walls?

[Guest Rainman A-10]

"Here's your bride!"

"WTFO? You bring me a 12 year old boy? I wanted a woman!"

[Guest atmosphere]

i'm out of the loop. Pat Benatar is a major in the AF?

[Baseops.Net]

OK Boys and Girls, here is an update to this story:

I ran into a fella on 9/18 that had just returned from his deployment to Manas. Of course I casually asked "do you know what happened to that major that disappeared?"

Incredulously, this fella actually knew her and was deployed with her. This is HIS story (and I can neither confirm nor deny these details):

Female major went out on the town shopping with approx. 3-4 other companions. All were wearing civies, and she was wearing large amounts of flashy jewelry to include large necklace, ring, bracelet, etc., and a large purse. During the shopping trip, she got separated from the rest of the group. At this time she was nabbed by a group of people and kidnapped.

Apaprently (fella quoted ongoing OSI investigation) the kidnappers were in cahoots with local organized crime and keyed in on her apparent wealth (not knowing she was AF) and upon realizing they had inadvertently kidnapped an AF Officer, they realized how serious this now was. At that time they tried to alter her identity with a haircut and a hair dying. As they realized that this would bring about a large beat-down by the government, they released her.

She is a marathon runner and claims that her marathon training discipline helped her get through this ordeal.

One last detail - now, no one is allowed off-base EVER. Punish the masses!

Enjoy!

[ 19. September 2006, 20:21: Message edited by: Baseops.Net ]

[Clayton Bigsby]

Meh, I liked the AWOL stories better, they were more entertaining.

Agreed, knee-jerk reaction barring everybody from off-base SUCKS. One of the nicer points of the man's-ass was that you could go experience the culture in a relatively safe enviromnent, and they actually had women there (unlike the 'deid where they run around in ninja suits), some scenery to see and whatnot.

[Guest SpectrePilot]

So far it sounds legit. I'm afraid our hopes of a good scandal may be scuttled... But we'll see.

As far as nobody else being allowed off base, well, that's the AF for you. We must tailor all rules to the lowest common demoninator. In this case a dumb-ass shoe-clerk.

Well, at least at Manas you can actually drink beer within the safe confines of tent-city!

(I'm assuming that's still true?? Hell, I'm assuming it's still a tent-city!?!?! Damn it's been too long...)

[M2]

Female major went out on the town shopping with approx. 3-4 other companions. All were wearing civies, and she was wearing large amounts of flashy jewelry to include large necklace, ring, bracelet, etc., and a large purse.

Well, if BaseOps' story is true, and I have no reason to doubt him as I know he is a fine, upstarting individual, then she--and her comrades--have got to be the biggest ****ing idiot in the world walking around on the local economy dressed live Flavor Flav...and the screwed it up for everyone else who goes there. I know it is extremely hard to "blend in" at that location, but you can sure as hell do a lot not to attract additional attention to yourself!

As for the running angle, we aren't the ones making the big deal out of it, it is her and all the press reporting on her that constantly remarks on it. Who really gives a shit? And what does it have to do with the price of tea in China? Now, if she has some sort of super-special SERE skills I could see mentioning it, but her running skills didn't do her much good!

Cheers! M2

[Clayton Bigsby]

I guess she didn't pay any attention to the "MAINTAIN A LOW PROFILE" portion of her HRC briefing, at inprocessing...

...and this is a Major for crying out loud! Not just some 19 year old Airman!

[Guest 3bej]

The latest on the Metzger Mystery...

https://www.estripes.com/article.asp?sectio...4&article=40351

[Smokin]

Seems real shady, not allowed to be pregnant during military service? Why do we have maternity uniforms then?

[Herk Driver]

I've heard speculation out there that this might be the case. I don't know this individual, so I'll withhold judgement. However, if this is true, this doesn't bode well for a long and lasting marriage.

[Guest KoolKat]

Somebody better put her in a padded room starting very soon.

If there is ANY documentable proof to that allegation, there is going to be a pretty painful article 15 coming, the loss of a career, the loss of a marriage and a barely controllable urge to put a bullet in your head for being a f_cking moron.

I hope that none of that is true and if it isn't I'd be bringing a huge can of deformation lawsuit whoop ass with vengance.

If it is...owch. Low SA and very unfourtunate.

BENDY

[Guest tmickel]

Sounds more and more like a runaway bride story the more I hear of it...

Yeah, okay... I don't like being married, so I'm going to run off in the middle of a foreign country filled with people I don't know, then fake a kidnapping and be "discovered." That makes sense.

Certainly a lot more sense than an actual kidnapping.

:rolleyes:

[Guest 3bej]

Originally posted by Rainman A-10:

$100 says the words hero and courage will be used ref Maj Metzger over 1000 times in the next week.

And the fact that we haven't heard any of this makes it sound really suspicious. Either the AF is trying to cover something up or they haven't figured out exactly what happened yet either.

[Guest rangerbob5]

There is no reason to go out on the local (3rd world) economy to get an abortion when she was due back in the states in 10 days. She could have gone to a clinic and got RU486 and never even told her husband.

Then again...people do irrational things.

[Guest ddoyle1]

Originally posted by HerkDerka:

This is one of those situations that the AF Enquirer takes good care of you. You know if any of this is true, PA will do their damndest to cover it up.

I say, bring the pain!

HD

Just a heads-up: PAs can't just cover things up. If you look at an org chart, PA falls directly under the wing commander, and everything the PA does needs CC approval. Typically when things get "covered up" it's because the CC (aka pilot) doesn't want his career tarnished. For this case though, it's a privacy act issue. Just thought I'd throw in the "current PA/pilot hopeful" viewpoint.

[Guest Rainman A-10]

This kind fo thing is dealt with above the Wg/CC level. He just executes the damage control as per NAF, MAJCOM and SAF/PA.